is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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