I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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