it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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