just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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