is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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