My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
