I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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