Ketchup is God's man juice
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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