theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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