After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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