fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize