I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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