it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
