Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
