she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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