Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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