We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
the raccoons are back...
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