That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I party with great urgency now.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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