when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
