their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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