Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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