the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
