I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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