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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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