I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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