i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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