Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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