Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
even my farts smell like vagina
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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