Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Randomize
