whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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