I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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