so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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