what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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