just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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