i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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