the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I would fuck him just for his dog
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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