Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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