Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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