we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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