Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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