I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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