you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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