And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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