do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i think i just lost a toe
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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