bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
