I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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