brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
