definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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