Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
