She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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