That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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