we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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