when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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